Ingkells

Well I guess now I make my first steps out into the real world. Guess it's time to find a job and do something with my life. I'll try to be an artist, but I think it's not what I was meant for despite how much I love Art and such. Perhaps I need to find something else I could be good at. Though I'm not really sure what that could be lol. Not very good at math, science or other things. I guess what I'm really trying to tell myself is just do what I can. I may fail and end up dead, but may it please be a good and fitting death of honor! I shall try my best in this world, and I'll try to do good things. Perhaps one day my purpose will come to me and be served, and when that time comes, I hope I am up to the challenge lol. I could try college, though I barely passed high school so I'm not so sure. Welp, guess it's time to sleep on it for now and hope for better days to come. Hope things are going well for you folks! Heres to a good "2013"!

Shit man, I hate it when I have these hahaha! I don't know if there are people who experience this odd sensation, but it's just awesome and not so awesome. No, I'm not talking about regular dreams, I'm talking about the dreams where you go on an epic adventure and meet people so life like, that their unforgettable, and you sadly wake up only to realize they never existed. You visit epic places and environments that are so beautiful, you literally rub your eyes! Such beauty! You travel to worlds so amazing, participate in an epic quest, and feel it all at the same time! For example, lol, I had a dream where I was at a bar in a small town in a setting similar to that of the Grand Canyon. In there I was with my friend and we had a few shots, until suddenly we were attacked by bandits and had to fight em' off using cool epic moves that were so bad ass. My friend eventually died and I fought my way off outside and hopped on a WWI style plane. The bandits chased me into the sky with their own planes, and people I knew in real life came in to help me participate in an epic dog fight war in a serene and beautiful Grand-Canyon-like place! The late afternoon sun, the cold breeze across my face, the G's of the airplane maneuvering all over the place, the epic explosions and all of the people I knew in real life aiding me into defeating these bandits! But it gets even weirder from here, out of nowhere comes a huge Kraken from the ocean that devours some of the planes fighting each other! The roar so loud, I could feel my spine tingle! All of a sudden, the bandits and us start to work together in defeating the kraken! The bandit leader covers my back while we swoop down to shot the Kraken in the back! Dam, can't remember his name lol, but he was a motherfuckin' badass! When we realized we could no longer defeat the beast, we tried to fly away but had run out of fuel and had to crash land in a forest. All of my friends plane's had crashed as well as the bandits and from then on, it became a quest of survival! We were in an unknown forest and the bandits and us had to unite to survive! I got to know some of the bandits and thugs, and they turned out to be people with troubled pasts. They were pretty awesome and taught me many things about life and happiness. It was sad to see what would happen to them. Things got even scarier, it turns out that in the forests were zombie like creatures, similar to that of The Scourge from "World of Warcraft". We had to survive against the zombies and this whole new parasitic threat! People were transforming and turning into zombies! The awesome people I met had transformed into hideous mutations! Pretty soon it was just down to me and the bandit leader! We struggled to survive and went on sneaking past the demons. Eventually we were found and had to run to one plane that seemed to work! As we were running, the monsters were gaining on us, and there was only one plane. He pulled out a grenade and held it tightly in his hand. He looked towards me and said: "Kid... they're coming. We were once enemies, but now I understand that fate brought us to each other. Boy, you have taught me that there is still good in this world, and that it is still worth fighting for! Go forth, boy! FLY AWAY FROM THIS PLACE! TELL THE OTHERS, A GREAT EVIL IS HERE! YOU MUST WARN THEM! IT'S BEEN FUN KID, GOODBYE!" and with that, the bandit leader ran into the zombies with his grenade. I turned away, frightened, and flew off in the plane. Good men and women had died, and only I survived. I was a coward. I arrived later at the town only to find it in ruins. The zombies had taken over the town. And poof! I wake up on my couch and it's nearly three o' clock and it's saturday. I open my eyes and put my hand on my head. "Was... was it really just a dream?!" I realize I slept for so long, the dream felt like days and weeks. Sigh... I rarely have epic dreams. With good reason. But I hope one day to return  to find out my fate. To finish the fight. I've had other epic dreams, but they would mean little to you, dear reader. lol, no one's probably gonna read this anyway, but it feels good to write this down. Consider it my little contribution to the internet lmao. Well, peace out who ever is reading this. I hope you feel the same way! - Ingkells, a random person in the planet Earth.

 "They appeared without warning, none saw them coming! They were ferocious, cunning, and evil! I speak of the Giant Nose Invasion! The invasion that would lay waste to my beautiful city: Perigium. Perigium was a gigantic metropolis that would often receive millions of visitors yearly. Ah, I remember Perigium... it was a place of beauty! It's too bad what happened to Perigium. Allow me to explain the story to you, dear reader. Listen, and hear the tragic events that would unfold... I tear up upon writing this entry, for I know it will be my last. The day the giant noses appeared, was one of chaos, fear, and war. Many of us Perigians did not see it coming, but the giant noses were not here for negotiations . When they appeared, the shot out giant green boogers that ended up destroying the skyscrapers and the beauty of my city. Their boogers transformed the women and children into puddles of gelatinous waste! The men were turned into Boogerons! Buurghh... I shiver at the thought of the Boogerons! By the Seven Armpits, they were tall, zombie-like creatures that displayed enormous amounts of brute strength! You might as well say they were zombies! I watched as they snatched up many! As if that wasn't bad enough, the Giant Noses sent their wizards in combat: the Nos Giangi! The Nos Giangi were fearsome human females wizards who devoted themselves to the practices of the Giant Noses! They were high wizards involved with dark sorcery, and were trained in advanced combat! Those deadly wenches! But that was not the worst of it! The Giant Noses sent their knights, the Mucus Gladiators! The Mucus Gladiators were men corrupted by the power of smell who fell to the bidding of the Giant Noses! The combined assault of the Nos Giangi, Mucus Gladiators, and Boogerons was too much. They swept across the city destroying millions of homes, and killing many as well. It was a senseless invasion! Luckily my family and I were in the park when we saw the giant noses lay waste to the cities; we were able to escape using the tunnels. Anaronia, my wife, led our children to safety while I tried to find my father... but alas... when I found him... he had turned into a Boogeron. I shall never forget the hideous transformation... dam the giant noses! I followed through the tunnels until we escaped the city. We looked back at our city as it was destroyed by the Giant Nose blimps... they fired missiles and Mucus bombs... the city was gone. We could hear the cries and screams of many. We had lived. But at what cost? Where were we to go?! None of us had ever been outside the city! It was a whole new world. We traveled through the deserts, barely surviving. On the 2nd day we found haven near an empty campsite. Anaronia lay the kids to sleep, while I scouted on patrol. She told me to sleep, and so I did. However... the next day I woke up... they were gone. All of them... my children and my wife... I searched the entire campsite looking for them. But never found them. I went mad, tearing through the camp and searching frantically... but never found them. I waited for days... but nothing. I survived on the food left at the campsite, waiting and waiting... but nothing. On the third day, I knew it was time to leave. I left, an empty man, a failure. Eventually I found shelter nearby a cave, and started writing about the invasion. It's been months since the invasion... I miss my wife... and my children... where are you?!" Engit put the journal down and sat near the rock. His beard had grown, and his hair was long as ever. "Anaronia... Gill... Jainia... where are you all..." he whispered. He drifted off into sleep.